Love

Happy Valentines Day :)

-Bambii
xox

Bar Maiden for Hire

BOO after six day weeks for the last month I have been thrown onto just TWO bloody shifts next week, not a happy woman.
So it looks like I will be handing out my CV's everywhere possible and hoping for more money! Anyone hiring? My form would be filled as following -
Long blonde haired young woman looking for work, can pour the perfect beer and sweet talk you into having a few more than you intended, can work long hours on her feet and doesn't mind night work. For the male employees I have a nice round behind that you can stare at as long as you pay me more than $25 an hour.

Think I'll find a job? Ah who am I trying to kid, SOMEBODY HIRE ME!!!

-Bambii
xox

Spit vs Swallow

Now I haven't checked the facts on this one so I'm not 100% sure it's true, but if it is...

LADIES WE NEED TO START SWALLOWING.

One typical ejaculation contains 150 mg of protein, 11 mg of carbohydrates, 6 mg fat, 3 mg cholesterol, 7% US RDA potassium and 3% US RDA copper and zinc. The protein content is roughly equivalent to that found in one egg white. Also, women physically exposed to semen are less likely to suffer from depression. The ingesting of it is called 'spermophagia'. Studies suggest that seminal plasma both prevents and fights cancer, particularly breast cancer.


on a sad note, working a whole weekend is shit, having a friday night off with nothing to do is shitter. Should I just rock up into work instead?


-xox Bambii