Friday 10 February 2012

Bar Maiden for Hire

BOO after six day weeks for the last month I have been thrown onto just TWO bloody shifts next week, not a happy woman.
So it looks like I will be handing out my CV's everywhere possible and hoping for more money! Anyone hiring? My form would be filled as following -
Long blonde haired young woman looking for work, can pour the perfect beer and sweet talk you into having a few more than you intended, can work long hours on her feet and doesn't mind night work. For the male employees I have a nice round behind that you can stare at as long as you pay me more than $25 an hour.

Think I'll find a job? Ah who am I trying to kid, SOMEBODY HIRE ME!!!

-Bambii
xox

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