Love

Happy Valentines Day :)

-Bambii
xox

Bar Maiden for Hire

BOO after six day weeks for the last month I have been thrown onto just TWO bloody shifts next week, not a happy woman.
So it looks like I will be handing out my CV's everywhere possible and hoping for more money! Anyone hiring? My form would be filled as following -
Long blonde haired young woman looking for work, can pour the perfect beer and sweet talk you into having a few more than you intended, can work long hours on her feet and doesn't mind night work. For the male employees I have a nice round behind that you can stare at as long as you pay me more than $25 an hour.

Think I'll find a job? Ah who am I trying to kid, SOMEBODY HIRE ME!!!

-Bambii
xox

Spit vs Swallow

Now I haven't checked the facts on this one so I'm not 100% sure it's true, but if it is...

LADIES WE NEED TO START SWALLOWING.

One typical ejaculation contains 150 mg of protein, 11 mg of carbohydrates, 6 mg fat, 3 mg cholesterol, 7% US RDA potassium and 3% US RDA copper and zinc. The protein content is roughly equivalent to that found in one egg white. Also, women physically exposed to semen are less likely to suffer from depression. The ingesting of it is called 'spermophagia'. Studies suggest that seminal plasma both prevents and fights cancer, particularly breast cancer.


on a sad note, working a whole weekend is shit, having a friday night off with nothing to do is shitter. Should I just rock up into work instead?


-xox Bambii

"I've been a very naughty girl, you better come sort me out, I need a spanking." 

This starts last Saturday night, he was with the boys and I was at home with my toys.... they weren't doing it for me. Poor man got about twenty dirty text messages from me that he said he did not get to read till the morning, resulting in him having to excuse himself from his best mates couch and go home and relieve himself. When I want to be, I can write the dirtiest yet hottest messages to get him going, amazing right?

ANYWAY, Round One on Sunday night resulted in bruises from the different places and positions we tried. Two hours later we showered our sweaty bodies and passed out naked on his bed.

The surprise party was great, I got some help to keep him distracted and he said he enjoyed every minute of it.. until I came out in my little costume and after spending the night talking to everyone and catching up with them all he jumped up and came to my side. Could not keep his hands and eyes off me! Easy Two Hundred spent, and I know now I can use it in bed! (Bonus) 

As soon as we taxied to his friends house he immediately started trying to get my clothes off, I wouldn't help him having a laugh at the frustration building because he couldn't get what he wanted fast enough. After almost destroying my new dress and actually ripping my sexy new thong in half he got to my "fun box" and went to town! We did it in the bed, on the floor, snuck out to the backyard and he took me from behind while I was kneeling on the back setting, on the couch, in the bathroom (we almost got busted) and then back upstairs in the bedroom again. On the way up I got a peak at his mate walking through the house naked... my first thought was to ask them to join us, I mean we we're all obviously fucking like rabbits, why not make it a party, but I'm still hesitant to involve that in my relationship... We're adventurous enough... I think we can save that for the next stage of the relationship!  

My only fault was that the poor guy had drank so much, he couldn't orgasm! I certainly had alot of fun, he gets nice and rough and dirty when he's like that.. Ugh I love a good pounding!\

Anyway, hope you all had a great Australia Day! Let me know what you got up to.

-Bambii

xox

What a Night!

THE BEST SEX OF MY LIFE LAST NIGHT!

Just mucking around play fighting and then BAM it was on, I guess after more than a week without it we were loopy or something because that is the first time we have both had orgasms at the same time! No foreplay, no toys, no games, just plain carnal sex. Rough, messy and bloody brilliant!

A very satisfied little nymph, my new private nickname, he found my vibrators that he hadn't seen before and put two and two together I guess... now he knows I need it two times a day, seven days a week.

Cats out the bag on this one.. Hooray!

-Bambii
xox

Bad Feelings

You know that dreadful feeling that starts deep in yourself and slowly spreads until your so uncomfortable that you can't sleep/eat/function properly, well that has started in me in the last couple of days and now I'm left restless and cannot for the life of me get to sleep!

If only I could figure out what it means, I mean I usually get them and something horrible happens, not tragic, just horrible, and tonight.... well I hope it's nothing. I would hate for something to ruin such a lovely start to a year.

Maybe I just need a good couple of rounds in bed...

If anyone could email me some sleep remedies that would be amazing!

-Bambii
xox

Sexual Deviant

Planning a Surprise Party is harder than I thought it would be... and expensive!!! Why didn't anyone warn me what I was getting myself into?
But on a lighter note, my sex life is about to get revved, new lingerie and toys means we have alot to try!

I've been looking at a few new toys and I'm stumped! If anyone could email me and give me some advise on what is more fun for you boys that would be amazing! Trying to figure out what to buy as a present for my man is hard seeing as I don't have a penis! LOL

Nothing really new to report, promise I'll try to remember something juicy!


-Bambii
xox